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Happy Tree Friend

An adorable little woodland creature that often dies in horrible, bloody, and often unimaginable freak accidents.
The common sound of a Happy Tree Friend: Wheeeeeeeeee!! Ahhahaha! Wheeeeeee--Ackk! Umph! Ohh!! <whimper> <whimper>... Huh? Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!! Ack--gahhhhh...<expires>
by mrrockguy June 30, 2004
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Food's Best Friend

Company slogan or mantra for Lucky Dog Hot Sauce
Diner #1: Hey, you try this Lucky Dog Hot Sauce yet?!?
Diner #2: Hells yeah, that stuff is food's best friend!
by Lucky Me December 8, 2012
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I'm asking for a friend

A lie told on the internet in a futile attempt to lessen embarrassment after asking an embarrassing question.
"Is it weird to find anthropomorphic foxes sexy? I'm asking for a friend."
by The-Rizzmeister September 13, 2016
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Fake friend

Someone who acts funny around you like they hiding something, someone that talks behind your back, someone that isnt truthful to you, who doesnt care about your feelings, someone who would betray you without you knowing and act like they did nuthing wrong.
That girl a fake friend she went with her best friend boyfriend jus 3 days after they broke and she didn't even tell her.

That boy a fake friend , he was acting weird toward his best friend because he didnt want him to know he was going out with his girlfriend.
by shaquanta June 24, 2010
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true friend

A true friend is someone who has touched your heart and will stay there. Someone you care for, who cares for you. Someone you can do the stupidest things around and always be forgiven. Someone you'll instantly remember in ten years because they are in your heart and not just your mind. They have the ability to change you, even if they don't. They will be etched in your memories forever.
I was lost on a business trip, walking around near Chelsea, London when I suddenly saw someone I knew was who, but couldn't remember. I hadn't seen his face in ten years, but our eyes met, and without saying a word, he took me to his car and asked me where I was going.

Yesterday I realized how some people that I hung out with didn't really care for me. We had common interests, had fun together, did stuff together, but I knew something was missing when they looked at me strangely after I started shouting "BOOM HEADSHOT! I could dance all day, I could dance all day, c'mon try and hit me, try and hit me! BOOM HEADSHOT" as we were playing Halo. They aren't my true friends.
by blauenlanze December 12, 2008
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Friend A

A good friend who is merely in love, but decides to help you with your love anyways. They're usually sweet and kind, but discreet. They're just forging a friend relationship with you to keep tabs in a non-stalker way.
Friend 1: What the fuck. What is that girl doing?
Friend 2: She loves him but she's helping him out to go out with Becky
Friend 1: //scoff// gosh, she's such a friend A
by doodlebahoodle July 2, 2017
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User-friend

A friend that only contacts you when they need a favor or want to borrow something from you and that is the only motivation for their contact with you.
Whenever she texts me she doesn't even say hello she just asks for a ride, a favor, or to borrow something. A user-friend.
by Ogram888 April 28, 2011
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