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Black Friday

The Friday following Thanksgiving. Stores have incredibly low prices for a few hours inciting mass hysteria, death, car crashes, and lost children so you can get 8 DVD players for the price of 3.
Joe: Wanna go check out Target tomorrow?
Zach: No way, man, it's Black Friday.
by n0ndescript December 28, 2005
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furry friday

A flood of furry hentai that occurs every Friday on the random (/b/) section of 4chan. Of course, now with the word filter, one is unable to say the phrase "furry friday" in /b/. (If you try to type 'furry', it is replaced with the word drama) Many users contribute to furry friday throughout multiple threads. Usually, one furry thread on furry friday will be followed up with 30 or so text replies and 15 or so furry pics.
If you don't like furry (I sure as hell do), don't go to 4chan's /b/ on furry friday.
by Hand Hanzo June 25, 2005
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Friday

The last day of the school week for kids and work week for a lot of people with jobs.

Of course, a lot on people still have to work of the weekends, so to them the day only exists to rub in the fact that they have to work on the weekends.

Also, bums like me who don't go to school or work don't care about Friday at all, it's just another day of the week for us to lay around the house.
1.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. Shut up, I still have to work tomorrow.
2.
A. I'm so glad it's Friday!
B. I don't care about Friday, I just lay around the house like every other day of the week.
A. You're a loser...
B. I know...and I love it.
by deathwish124 April 24, 2009
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The Friday Night Dilemma

When your with your friends on a Friday night, and walk around town hopelessly in search of something to do. It usually ends in failure, making everybody wanting to go home hoping tomorrow will be a better day. Worse of all, its a complete waste of your Friday night
Boy 1: Shit dude, we're stuck in the Friday night dilemma again.. WHAT CAN WE DO!?"

Boy 2: How about we go over my house and play COD?"

Boy 3: Fuck COD dude, If i wanted to stay in tonight I would've.. how about we walk over down to the mall and try to get some girls? Maybe we'll get lucky!

Boy 4: Screw your shit, we did this last week. Listen, I'm going home, tonight fucking sucked.

Boy 1: OH COME ON! Listen, how about we smoke some of my bud and we'll go watch a movie at my place?

Boy 2: Fuck it, I don't even want to. Tonight sucks and you know it, peace bro.
by alexandah November 15, 2010
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gay porn friday

A day that everyone plans but which never happens.

The day is usually said to involve excessive amounts of alcohol and gay porn, though the alcohol is optional.

Though often limited to one gender, this isn't always the case.
Me: Who's up for Gay Porn Friday?
Everyone: YES!
by random1234567890 July 24, 2009
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Friday

Song sung and performed by Rebecca Black; apparently used to teach people the days of the week and choosing which seat to take when friends show up unexpectedly.
Rebecca: Yesterday was Thursday. Today, it is Friday. Tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwooorrrdsss."

Teeming Millions: Wow! Thanks, Rebecca!
by carolinarocker11 March 31, 2011
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Friday

Rebecca Black's song that should have never been released.

It is a repulsive shitload of bull. She likes to have her bowl of cereal, (like the cereal guy). She tells the world that yesterday was Thursday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, Sunday comes afterwards. Her album will include:
1. Monday
2. Tuesday
3. Wednesday
4. Thursday
5. Friday
6. Saturday
7. Sunday
8. Holiday (Deluxe Edition)
Friend 1: Have you heard of Rebecca Black?
Friend 2: No. Who is she?
Friend 1: She sings this song about Friday!
Friend 2: Oh really is she good?
Friend 1: No but she is smart.
Friend 2: How so?
Friend 1: Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday comes afterwards!

Friend 2: WHAT. A GENIUS.
by GottaHaveMyBowlOfCereal April 2, 2011
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