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Free Range Turd

The art of dropping a deuce "inconspicuously" with the bathroom door open, the lights off, and under the assumption that no one knows you're in there . Typically Free Range Turders are caught in the act; the perpetrator resembles a deer in headlights.
Ahahaha I just caught Kaysi Free Range Turding... again.

If I have to see one more Free Range Turd go down in this house, Imma lose my damn mind!

FRTer ( fur - tur )

Once a FRTer always a FRTer...

Warning to any FRTers, I'm turning on the lights

I can't hear anything, but it sure smells like a Free Range Turd
by Slick Rick N' a BD February 27, 2011
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/e free

A stupid glitch on roblox that does not work whatsoever. People who use this are pretty much the stupidest people alive.
Hey guys! Use /e free to get free items on roblox! No, idiot. /e free dosent work
by Asteroid. May 6, 2020
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Give us us free

Phrase used when you want to be released from work like when Joseph Cinque from Amistad demanded his release from slave masters.
Man #1: (Sitting at his desk not wanting to work and wanting to go home and play some video game) G U U F (Give us us free)

Man #2: Seriously, is it 5pm yet?
by shekkie20 May 23, 2008
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Free Robux

I GOT FREE ROBUX AT FREEROBBUX.NET
by yourmomecksdee January 29, 2018
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Free State Project

An attempt to move 20,000 Libertarians into New Hampshire in order to reduce the size and scope of government.
Did you hear Freedom Fighting Freddy joined the Free State Project? He's going after Liberty in his Lifetime!
by Porcupine Pete October 27, 2010
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Freebands

When something is stolen, hustled off someone, or given to you for free or someone asks you to hold something and you sell it and make a profit.
Tony Montana made most of his fortune through freebands on pussy ass niggas.
by BabeeBabee August 22, 2011
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free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape
"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"
by like ill ever tell ;) July 14, 2004
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