Ugandan Ostrich Farm

Codeword for an STD, often said as a promise by rich married men to their mistress(es) among other lies like leaving their wife for them.

Which would you like to receive 1st, baby? The Ugandan Ostrich Farm or the Dirty Sanchez?

by 0 Hedge December 19, 2017

Calm Your Fucking Farm

A rowdy farm, with too many animals making lots of noise.

/OR
When someone causes trouble for no reason, spreading rumours or carrying on like a 2 year old.

/OR
When people carry on over something ever so trivial and they make that much noise, you would think the world was about to end.

- Oh my god, what a looser, I can do better than that!!

- Ey, settle down and Calm Your Fucking Farm!

by Vanessa Mars November 19, 2019

Jake From State Farm

An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."

Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!

by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019

Puerto Rican Ant Farm

A pillowcase full of pubic hair to cause severe itching and irritation.

My roommate was being a total jerk, so I gave him a Puerto Rican Ant Farm to get back at him.

by FJCZ’n April 8, 2021

jake from jake farm

A funny smal Youtuber who is most likely to make you laugh or cringe

Have you seen jake from jake farms new video it's hilarious

by M18AIAPERS MINE June 18, 2021

Jake from state farm

Excommunicated giga Chad, removed because his PP got erect and struct down god straight from heaven. Now he turned to the dark arts to create surprisingly great rates to gather disciples for his cult, state farm.

ALL HAIL JAKE FROM STATE FARM

by Derpafish August 25, 2021

No Post-farm September

some madafaka by the name of "Brutus" said "no post farm September" and that got my attention so

some challenge on the polytoria forums (for forumers) which ends at the end of september, the point of the challenge is to make the forums as dead as possible (try not to post farm)

a guy: no post-farm september guys!!
forumer which sits on his ass 24/7 postfarming: Hi Me EpicXDavo

by Green-Opolis August 29, 2022