When a crane on a truck tips over, destroying something. Fail Cranes have the ability to be auto-uploaded to failblog without anyone taking any pictures.
John: DUDE! Check out that fail crane on route 80! Im uploading this pic to failblog.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
Peter: Nawz dude its a fail crane. Its auto-uploaded. Shithead.
by paulkk August 21, 2010

Noun. There comes a time in every Korean's life, where the world begins to crumble. They reach the pinacle of mankind and gets praised as a god by the Korean news. However, their own greed and blindsided upbringing of "going big or go home" destroys their finances/emotional state and lands them in the biggest house, That we know as jail. The Fail Korean is the Korean impreative, except backwards, and Korean mothers are left wondering how "their parents must feel"instead of worrying about the Fail Korean
Have you ever heard of someone losing 20 billion in 2 days? He is a Fail Korean.
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean
Do you have advice on how to crumble your crypto empire? He is a Fail Korean
Have you heard of your wife sucking on random guys dicks? I think Dr.K knows. He is a Fail Korean
by Fportanova June 28, 2022

A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case
ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 30, 2011

that's what hitler was
by dandafan May 25, 2021

Falcon fail, first used by a YouTube user, is used when someone attempts to do an amazing acrobatic action (or falcon punch/kick) that's fails spectacularly.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
However, when someone is seemingly about to fail but wins, it's falcon win.
Did you see that guy trying to do karate? he falcon failed!
or
I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
or
I thought that guy was about to trip but he flipped, what a falcon win!
by dgfvdegtrhyjtukuk May 21, 2011

I didn't want to carry all that crap to the trash so I walked all the way to the side yard to get the wheel barrow when all I had to do was get the dolly from the garage. Such failed laziness.
by Rabidmogwai March 6, 2009

Fail blocking is when you block someone not due to butthurt, but because they fail so badly they just aren't worth wasting your time on.
by Alveron May 4, 2011
