by MattC1977 December 4, 2010
Get the Facebookedmug. 1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
by akrasy December 18, 2012
Get the facebookmug. Booking your hotel, restaurant table or cinema tickets for example through Facebook. Evolving the digital journey through social media.
Browsing on Facebook, feeling hungry. Book a table for dinner on a brand page without leaving Facebook or lifting the phone. Facebookings - Ultimate convenience!
by pjpbarnes January 14, 2012
Get the facebookingsmug. only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
Get the facebookmug. To overtly, covertly, and/or coercively attempt to induce you to give your personal information to data miners and indirectly to stalkers, psychos and the secret police.
by Non Dehyo October 16, 2012
Get the Facebookedmug. A social media site originally used for updating friends and family of various aspects of users' lives but is now a convenient format for all those annoying old people to voice their political opinions.
by Moaloa January 23, 2016
Get the Facebookmug. The reason why I can't get on with my life and put my phone down. Also where people document every action they make.
Bob: I am addicted to facebook!
Michelle: Get a life!
Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!
Bob: *opens the facebook app*
Michelle: Get a life!
Bob: Wait, I need to put what you said on facebook!
Bob: *opens the facebook app*
by t_lly July 3, 2014
Get the Facebookmug.