eareyecat and teodor

THE GREATEST FRIENDS OF ALL TIME THAT WILL BECOME GODS AND DESTROY THE UNIVERSE AND ZA LIVING BEINGS

me: EAREYECAT AND TEODOR WILL DESTROY YOU
farty marty: NOOOO
me: PEW

by eareyecat April 11, 2022

Early lunch

On peacefull farms lunch is considered early if consumed before 2:39 pm

It's 1:45 Ivan take an early lunch

by An untaken name dude April 22, 2022

earby

Earby is a small town full of slags and bag heads in Lancashire, with legends such as “Carl” who lives in the station hotel and likes to take rides in the local fire trucks

In earby you find crack, smack and half cats and half dogs

Do not move here! You will regret it

“ I went to earby the other day, met a lass now I have a STD”

by Peter grogan May 30, 2022

Early

meaning you are about to do, eat, or watch something you enjoy forreal..

Im boutta post it on the gram. Early

by giovanni__sp June 7, 2022

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

E.G.M also know as Early Grave Management was Founded By ( kE & bZ ) YOU PLAY YOU LAY it’s that simple I mean it’s right in the name earl-lee gray-ve man-a-ge-ment

- their names are spelled backwards for the slow ones

Aye boy you heard bout E.G.M ya ass bet not get caught lacking on soul on my kids yo grave gon get managed early - some wise old man

Early Grave Management/ E.G.M

by Some Wise Old Man June 14, 2022

Early Earthquake Warning

An alert for a 5.0 or higher intensity earthquake and it's used mostly in Japan.

Goddamnit, not another Early Earthquake Warning it's the third fucking time in my 1 week Japan trip.

by MyDickyisCalledRicky August 16, 2022

early hood-child education.

A more challenging version of early childhood education which requires a very patient and empathetic care taker or teacher who can properly deal with the effects of the social issues and undesirable home life affecting young children from less fortunate circumstances in a severely negative way, usually manifested in the form of acting out, temper tantrums, screaming, biting, hitting and sometimes cussing. This term can refer to younger children of ANY race in ANY demographic to one degree or another as a result of a wide variety of negative family circumstances and/or negative upbringings, but does NOT include those children who may be mentally disabled. Here, the term "hood", in this context, merely refers to a rough neighborhood which has a higher percentage of broken, less fortunate families, and is NOT being used in a derogatory manner.

Gwyn is majoring in early childhood education, but sometimes feels like she is practicing early hood-child education. Especially when she needs to calmly deal with being bitten, scratched in the face or hit by certain children in daycare.

by Ohioguy October 31, 2022