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Second-Hand Experience

When a Manual Elephant Masturbator has had his or her First-Hand Experience, and is diligent enough to continue his or her practice, often he or she becomes further honored by the elephant assignment, and loses the other arm. This brings the elephant one step closer to Niggeria.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.
Many say that the second-hand experience is eclipsed by the effects of the first.
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Velma Experience

From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.

Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
She's not hot, but those glasses make me want to give her the Velma experience.
by Mizer August 11, 2007
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Jank experiences

Experiences filled with large amounts of weed and very strange places.
Damn, looks like this gonna be one of those jank experiences.
by w00p-thereitis January 5, 2011
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Experience Junkie

An experience junkie is a person that loves to be taken back to a moment in time, a certain special instance in their life by a photo... an image.

To just glance at a photo, and be able to just "be" there.... in that place, wherever... whenever the photo was taken.... have the feelings, the sounds, the smells- all come back to you.... as you revel in the wonder once again :)
I'm such an experience junkie, because I love to be taken back to that great moment from last summer's vacation, by that great photo I took.
by Inspired by TLC July 18, 2011
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Shota Experience

when a adult women wants to experience rough sex with a grade school boy
Mari: AHH!! Supa! Unload your plushie stuffing in my tight e-pussy!!!

Vegeta: That's pretty hot ngl

Supa: Damn vegeta, way to ruin my Shota Experience
by Tacoshells October 23, 2018
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expertish

Someone who has some expertise, but not a full blown expert.
My coach is expertish, but he never played ball so he isn’t an expert
by mrmurpal02 July 5, 2018
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