English Class 

The calss where you sit in the computer lab doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!Also a time to eat and go on Facebook and try to find new ways of getting onto msn and other sites like that since they blocked ebuddy etc....

Jenna says(in a text)- "I am so bored.."
Lauren replies (in a text)- "oh you have an English class then?"
Jenna replies "Yupp and the teacher won't let me work on a computer because Ren and I were talking too much...and because I am not in dress code ;P"
Lauren replies- "oh jenna you are so hard core"

English Class by Clana_Luver January 16, 2009

English Tophat 

The act of defacating on the topmost area of ones head.

Seth squatted atop Michaela's head and let loose a sticky brown log, creating an English Tophat.

English Tophat by Brent Wilson February 21, 2006

english muffin 

A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.

T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!

english muffin by T-Head May 21, 2008

english prep 

english preps are not people who walk around wearing ugg boots and wearing A&F.
they are much like american preps they go to private school wear ralph lauren, lacoste and very ocasionly for the poorer preps jack wills.
they drive porches, range rovers etc.
you will never find one living in a divy area and most can be found in the countryside but if they live near london they are maninly in surrey around st gerorges hill. in london they live in mayfair westminster kensigton and chealsea and depening one thire parents jobs the city.

very well off people in england unlike america were anyone can be a prep. in england you have to be worth it to be an english prep.

english prep by bobcatsmilly April 26, 2009

english people 

tend to be cry babies on xbox live. they also scream at you calling you horrible names like fat, inbred, and other terrible things even tho they are lead by a queen and it rains all day in england and they have sand in there pussies

I Yannkee I: Yes my favorite map on Cod4!
English gamer 101: I hate you you dumb yank your so fat and you inbred all day i hope you lose on you favorite map
I Yannkee I: Why are you so made do you have sand in your pussy? all you english people are the same. cry cry cry i need my mommy's tits!

english people by I Yannkee I January 31, 2009

English Muffin 

A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.

Tom Gates is an English Muffin

English Muffin by AHaigh93 September 8, 2010

English people 

Big pussies who took the Falklands from us, as well as having horrible teeth, always getting beat at futbol by south americans even though they are credited with the invention of the sport. they tend to drink excessively and have small penises. their accents are so grave that you can understand few of them, and those that you can understand you would just like them to shut the fuck up. this includes small 8th graders, excluding women with them name of Sophie.

Jack is a short-fuck, a great example of english people

English people by FucktheEnglish May 21, 2009