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Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
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Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!
by DFCW July 3, 2023
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dumb fuck

A dumb fuck is someone who did something incredibly stupid trying to be funny.
The person who put Youngjae from B.A.P as the meaning of 'betrayer' here on Urban Dictionary is a dumb fuck
by himpipi February 15, 2013
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dumb as Charlie Sheen

Stupid, dull-witted. The complete absence of rational thought or any potential for rational thought. The lowest possible level on the intelligence scale. A fucktard.
Student: Professor, this formaldehyde soaked frog I'm dissecting is dumber than Charlie Sheen.

Professor: Son, the correct expression is 'Dumb as Charlie Sheen' . It's not possible to be dumber than Charlie Sheen.
by needlenoots September 19, 2009
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dumb af

Someone whose stupidity reaches divine levels. Used as millenial lingo.
Phrase Oftenly used by common white girls when they claim they're stupid but they're not.
OMG, I got a B!, I'm dumb af.
Yeah, bitch, totally... you're dumb af.
by SquidwardHandsome October 20, 2016
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Dumb Donkey

One who fails to use their intelligence in a common sense situation.
Tom: She had sex with her boyfriend at her job. She caught on camera and she got fired.

Vickie: *shakes head* Dumb donkey!
by Kitty05 October 20, 2007
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dumb cunt

A person who makes basic errors and is easily confused or very gullible, and is usually a rescidivist in doing so.
1. "Wendell lost his new phone, again."

"What a dumb cunt"

2. "John Howard married Peter Costello and both will now share the Prime Ministership of Australia"

"Really?"

"You dumb cunt"
by Zinedine July 31, 2006
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dumb beaver

A woman who is, at her very core, stupid and/or ignorant. Normally this word is used toward women who are over forty. It is not often used toward younger women or women in their teens. "Dumb" refers to a person who cannot speak, and most dumb beavers talk far too much, so the definition is not completely accurate, in a literal sense. Still, when you say "dumb beaver," everybody knows exactly what you mean.
1. While riding my Harley, this dumb beaver pulled out in front of me. She must have been late for her hair appointment!
2. It would have been nice to actually get the questions answered, but the dumb beaver on the phone was too ignorant to be helpful.
by Rook's Buddy May 9, 2010
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