Person 1: “Devin Micheal Harper is better spitroasted”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
Person 2: “Actually if you spit roast them they’ll explode due to the amount of ’gyat’ in the Devin Micheal Harper”
by Korg joeyish November 27, 2023
Get the Devin Micheal Harpermug. You will never meet another boy like this. He’s literally perfect. You’ll fall in love with him without even meaning to. DO NOT let him go. He’s the most amazing person ever. He is trustworthy, cute, tall, sweet, and very funny. He’ll love you with all his heart, so don’t break it. He has a deep and attractive voice. Has a beautiful singing voice as well.
by kenny4782 May 16, 2020
Get the Devinmug. Pure heartthrobs. Devin Beitler's will break your guard down, and make you feel thankful that every other guy messed up. They're persistent, honest, and faithful to whomever is lucky enough to catch their attention. They may come off as intimidating, as they should.. Because they'll end up making you fall so deeply in love with them, that you'll forget why you stopped loving in the first place. Sure, they've got a body that's to die for, but it's those piercing blue eyes that'll keep you up at night. Moral of the story, Devin Beitler's will steal your heart without you even realizing it, and keep it forever.
by M.n.d. March 4, 2016
Get the devin beitlermug. by IeyeOhDiyne November 17, 2022
Get the Devine Kaktusmug. by dgnjngjsdnodsnvsndlek October 9, 2023
Get the Devinmug. Emo as fuck. He has some friends who he acts retarted with and loves his hoodies. He’s a very nice sibling and a may have a chance to get a girlfriend if he wasn’t so gay
by Oioimibs February 8, 2019
Get the Devinmug. Devin is often considered one-of-a-kind due to his overall personality and mentality. Devin is handsome as fuck and can out-dress anyone if he chooses to. Devin always smells fucking amazing. Dev can be shy at times, but once he comes out of his shell, he’ll be the center of attention. Devin may come off as heartless or emotionless at times, but that’s only because Devin tends to conceal his emotions, rather then openly display them. Devin values loyalty and honesty over any other characteristics. Devin will have your back through hell and back. Devin is a great listener and he’s easy to talk to. Devin also enjoys talking his shit and joking around a lot. Devin has a bit of an ego and he can be a weirdo at times, but he’s real and he’s true to himself. Devin has extremely high standards with everyone and everything so therefore, Devin doesn’t fuck with a lot of people however, a lot of people fuck with him. Devin has an extremely high sex drive; ironically, he’s still a virgin … so he claims. Devin can be the most loving, caring person in the world, or Devin can be the most heartless, cruel person; it all depends on who you are and where you stand within his life. Devin fears no one and Devin will dead anyone off in order to protect his mental and emotional health. Devin is incomparable; no one will ever compare to Devin. He’s fucking great.
by dev0g November 22, 2021
Get the Devinmug.