desky

Physical appearance that results from working a desk job.
-Combination of pudgy, soft, saggy, bloated, pale.
-Can also connote pallid complexion from fluorsecent lights.

Mike's been looking a bit desky since he got that paralegal job.

by EKGreen November 4, 2015

eat el desko

when you ask your Mexican friend to clean off your desk for you

Hey Carlos, will you eat el desko? Sweet! Now I can eat lunch without all my books in the way!

by Benny brad September 1, 2006

desktip

a very messy desktop

"Sorry - i can't find anything in your desktip. Maybe you could organize your documents more and use FOLDERS?!"

by artmiks December 16, 2008

[Desktable Tennis]

the act of rapid email between 2 or more people. (Ex) sending multiple emails to the same person and replying back and forth all day til you're fingers start to hurt. when this is done,the people involved usually aren't talking about anything important.

Man 1: me and myra were up all day emailing each other.
Man 2: so you played Desktable Tennis
Man 1: yeah so?
Man 2: so are you getting any tonight
Man 1: no we talked about our dreams
Man 2: god you suck

by Davion Williams December 9, 2008

Deskankify

The process of removing skank (s) from objects that were formerly desirable. IE, skanks on hoods of classic cars.

Dude, that Chevelle would be kickass if someone would deskankify it.

by BLFB April 3, 2010

deskbeer

A deskbeer is a beer drank at a desk, as one might do in an office environment.

It was Friday afternoon, so me and my fuckbuddies decided to neck some deskbeers.

by athirat March 5, 2011

desktop closet stuffing

After noticing how much junk you have on your computer desktop, you create a new folder on the desktop and dump all your junk in it. You repeat this many times, dumping junk into folders and folders into other folders until one day when you're cleaning old junk off of your computer, you open up the folder on your desktop and are assaulted by the onslaught of never-ending junk and folders, creating a result similar to opening up a closet one of your ex's has stuffed with mountains of junk they said they cleaned up and having it all fall on you.

Bob didn't really feel like sorting through all the old porn on his desktop so he did a little desktop closet stuffing and dumped it all into one big folder.

by JohnJJS January 3, 2012