Siege Dick

Siege Dick is a term used to describe your dick when it shrivels up into nothing after playing the hit online game, Rainbow Six Siege, a little to hard.

Ayy man, I got me some fucking siege dick right now.

Damn bro, if you keep playing like that you finna get siege dick.

by cummingn4k July 26, 2021

Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

National suck yo homies dick day

The wonderful day is October 19

Because Saturday are for the boys

If you need a favor done from bill drinking yo white claw have him suck yo dick on jah

ayo Kyle lemme suck yo dick

National suck yo homies dick day: saturday is for the boys

by Ppsucker69inbootyyumm October 14, 2019

shin bashed in the dick bag

The brutal art of absolutely destroying a man's no-no zone with your shin at such speed and with such a tremendous force, you effectively castrate him.

Person one: Yo man, did you hear that Ethan just got shin bashed in the dick bag by Big Bully Bobby
Person Two: Holy fuck is he ok?
Ethan: *Limps over* AW SHIT MAN MAH BALLS! *Collapses dead on the ground*.

by MATE I HUD A ACCIDENT BOI HELP November 20, 2019

Sucking the Glass Dick

To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.

Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?

Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!

by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay

I don't really know to be honest

Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?

by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022

dick

can sometime be found in wrapped up boxes still attatched to the male, and given to partners as a gift.

"hey baby,ITS MAH DICK IN A BOX"

by the kie May 29, 2009