Dakota

A guy who puts no effort into relationships and who likes to spread rumors about his exes. He doesn’t respect women AT ALL, and he doesn’t like to listen to anything anyone has to say. Overall, he’s a huge asshole.

That guy is such a Dakota

by Cat_lover024 March 5, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is a fat but skinny at the same time type of person. He usally is tall and dies laughing when he sees a little monkey throwing up gang signs. He usally gets no playing time for the jv basbeall team and gets friendzoned by every girl

Oh here comes dakota guard your fucking nuts and cheeks

by Jim the baptist March 8, 2020

DaKoTa

lit fortnite boy friends with xanders and kais 40 inch pp

dakota a li fortnite boy

by brednax418 November 19, 2020

Dakota

Has massive dick a solid at least 32-inch will make all-female quake in the proximity

Fat dick must be dakota

by Savageduck November 25, 2020

North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

South Dakota Defribrillator

When a man sounds a paper clip and then sticks it into an electrical socket.

Damn, that South Dakota Defribrillator really got my heart POUNDING!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Dakota

There are NO words that can describe the amount of love and respect you could have for a dakota. she is the best friend that anyone could ever wish for and there is nothing that anyone could tell me to make me think different. she gives the best advice and will NEVER EVER let you down and u have my word on that. but fr not shit they give HELLA good and also not to mention are THE MOST BEAUTIFUL HUMAN BEINGS ON THE PLANET AHHHH. i really think that if ur best friend is called dakota you dont need anyone else because she will always be your #1. also boys fall for her all the time but you know that she wont go for anyone that is not good for her. she will do ANYTHING for her best friend even to the point of breaking up with someone that has hurt her bestie. yes she is that good of a human. there is nothing in this world that could make me or anyone that knows a dakota think something other than the best about her. she is also THE most supportive every ahh.

Boy: oml who is that shes kind really hot tbh

Girl: thats my bestie dakota she is the BEST person on the whole earth

by masonoffners June 1, 2020