A hazel eyed, brown haired, 200 pound man that loves to eat bacon. He's super hott but also super nerdy.
by unicornchic September 13, 2017
cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.
by lovie:) June 04, 2018
by CaptainIceman October 26, 2015
When you take a long shit on your bedsheets and roll it up with your blanket and leave it sitting over the air vent.
by Rionox January 07, 2023
by Big-Dumb1983 June 15, 2020
A boy who is absolutely the best person you will ever know. He is very flirtatious and extremely good looking. He always starts off rough but then works his way back up to the top.He knows exactly what he wants and normally gets it when he wants it. He is very much so a lady's man. He also brings a smile to everyone in the room around him. A Dakota Zeller is the best person/friend you will ever meet so make sure to keep him.
Why can't he be more like Dakota Zeller.
by Lrg151 August 20, 2017
A man named Dakota F is usually the most beautiful and hottest person in the room. Hes a nerd which is often the reason why his gf is turned on. Hes the most understanding and respectful person that has walked the earth. Everytime his gf thinks of him she often ends up red and with butterflies. She hopes they end up married. Dakota F is the most beautiful person and will always be the best person to breath and exist in this world and universe. Hes perfect. And always will be.
by Memermoose November 22, 2021