Penis colada

The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.

Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!

by megaloptera December 7, 2022

Speed Cola

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,

Speed cola speeds up your life!

by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

coca cola

A very nice beverage that also cures headaches because it used to be medicine.

Want some Coca-Cola?
Sure, my head is actually hurting, so I need some.
coca cola

by Flanfair September 1, 2023

crap-a-cola

A fictional brand of soft-drink marketed and branded as the "in-drink" for people who are extremely lame. 1. If used in association with a person's name, it means that person is lame or a douchbag. 2. If used to refer to a beverage being consume at the time of use, it means the drink is of poor quality or suck.

1. Hey Zach, why don't you put down your crap-a-cola, finish your sandwich, and get the hell out of my house!

2. I'd like to buy the world a crap-a-cola.

by poopstain devon May 10, 2008

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

Lana Del Rey’s pussy tastes like Pepsi cola…

Lana: “My pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”
Everyone: She was high writing this..

by LilliannaVinyl July 21, 2023

Dr. Cola

A mix of Coca-Cola and Dr. Pepper typically used to make floats.

"What kind of soda did you use to make your float?"
"Dr. Cola is the question to your question!"

by Drewbin November 19, 2021

Coka-Cola Blak

A new drink from Coke. Coka-Cola Blak is a 'fusion' of flavors. It's pretty much just Coke with coffee extract that gives it a coffe taste. A lot of people like it, a lot don't. It's pretty good though, give it a try.

"Yo, you had some Coka-Cola Blak yet?"
"No"
"Dude, you gotta hit that up."

by aim: pflumm EP September 16, 2008