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Concrete Blonde

When you are sleeping with a lady in a bed, and you're positive she's asleep, so you drop your pajama pants and poop in her hair.
"How's it going with your wife, man?"

"Awesome! Judith could sleep through a hurricane--last night I gave her the ol' Concrete Blonde and she didn't even realize it until she had to take the kids to school."
by trendelz August 13, 2012
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Congree

Dude: I think we should go to a KsE concert!
Chick: I totally congree! It would be wicked awsome!
by pinkpotatos666 February 21, 2008
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congress party

a party where everyone doing drugs and drink
A: Hey, congress party?
B: No, I don’t like drugs.
by weedndrugsparty July 30, 2018
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I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!

Threatening to shoot someone in the head like congresswoman Gabrielle Gifford, who got shot

(in the head at close-range) along with a dozen

other people in the tragic Tuscon, Arizona shooting.
Bank Robber: "Put the fucking cash in the bag! Do it now and make it quick, or I'll shoot you in the head like the fucking congresswoman!"
by ribetab January 11, 2011
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Congress

"Although we, the people, have the power, it is Congress that decides whether or not our power is acceptable. Use your Amendment X responsibly."
-me
by Dave November 3, 2004
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Sexual Congress

Basically another name for an orgy.
Hey Tim going to the after party

Nah I’m an esteemed individual selected to the sexual congress
by Halkoolman6 November 16, 2020
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concreak

Slang for concrete, hard, tough
That booty is concreak, said the Puerto Rican from Brooklyn
by Oscaro August 31, 2007
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