barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food

look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!

by girl with the eye patch July 8, 2011

Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.

man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.

by will stowe June 11, 2006

contemporary

"It's modern but not modern modern, that's what contemporary means." As said in youtube star Anix's recent video.

"It's modern but not modern modern, that's what contemporary means."
Anix 2021

by pee pee poo poop March 9, 2021

Contemporaneous

Existing or occurring at the same period of time; Endless during a condensed amount of time.

The scientist seldom knows contemporaneous reward; it is enough to possess the joy of creative service.

by Julius F. Tenpenny March 22, 2017

Contempo Homme

A man who shuns notions attached to toxic masculinity and embraces a new age masculinity . Said person is usually sensitive makes considerable effort to learn about social issues is sensitive and genuine and takes considerable care of their appearance.

Derived from shortening of contemporary and homme.

Look at how woke and well-dressed James is he is such a contempo homme.

by CPO Hmme October 30, 2018

Liquid fire contest

Where people compete to see how much peper sauce they can drink a one sitting with nothing else. And sometimes people bet on the winner and when they do the winner usually gets part of the pot.

John won a liquid fire contest.

by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009

conterfeit latte

A gimmick from an advertisement on the radio.

Counterfeit Latte? Thats commecials for you.

by Light Joker August 2, 2004