I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

When someone most certainly does NOT have it under control....

Don’t worry Kellie, I’ve got it under control 🍷🍺🥃🕺🏻

by Tidal365 November 26, 2020

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because

This is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just becauseThis is the song that never ends.
It just goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was.
And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because

This is the song that never ends. It just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was. And, they'll continue singing it forever, just because the song wont end if you don't want it to, it really pisses off the teachers.

by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022

context clues

Clues/hints found around a situation to help explain how or why the situation occurred.

This observation is usually blantently obvious to the person making the comment while the person the comment is being made to is oblivious.

Jim: Man, Lizzie really wants me tonite! It's weird because usually she doesn't gives me the time of day.

Danny: Uh.. lets see.. She's drunk off her ass, she just caught her boyfriend cheating on her with a skank, and she got fired from KFC today. Use the context clues bro! She doesn't like you, she's just desperate!

Jim: So you think I'll get laid?

by fri-gal August 7, 2008

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

Tip Continuum

The Tip Continuum is the ethereal construct of the nature of wealth which flows through the food service nexium. Controlled by The Waiter Gods who attempt to insure the just and decent distribution of wealth to all who lay their gratuities at their table cloth drapped alter. The Tip Continuum is subject to many variables, chaos math, and Health Department inspections. As such it occasionally can be thrown, seemingly out of balance by forces beyond human comprehension.

The New Hooters down the street had created a strong disturbance in the Tip Continuum.

by angryboy July 23, 2006

controller thrower

A person (typically a teenage male) who gets so upset during video game play that he chucks the remote at things, in an attempt to show that game who's the boss.

Keep away from Steve when he's playing pac-man, he's a controller thrower.

by tinahead2003 March 30, 2009