Cannonballed

When drunk on shots and the mind doesn't know we're your going but your legs get you there anyway

" I've had a bad week lets get cannonballed tonight WHOO"

by Billbo998 November 6, 2015

Connor

Connor is someone you can trust and confide in. He is smart, talented, kind, and 100% genuine. He has amazing bright blue eyes, curly blonde hair, and is crazy tall. Connor has the ability to make anyone smile and feel happy. He is super chill and laid back, but can get real hyper at times, but it's cute so it's ok. He cares a lot about family and would rather have a few close friends than having ton of "friends". Connor has a smile that melts your heart and looking into his eyes gives you butterflies. He is crazy talented and creative, he has a lot to offer this world.

Everyone needs a Connor in their life

by shortie.chick February 21, 2020

pen0r cannon

Some manner of secret interwebz ballistic weapon in development. Possibly under the direction of Saddam Hussein. Pen0r cannons typically provide artillery support to to infantry and are commonly deployed by evil scientists with annoyingly nasally voices. Have also been deployed on campains to attack targets across the english channel as well as obtaining males heirs.

Also See Cockbuster

The infantry it breaking across the front lines! Bust out the pen0r cannons! *fwoomph* We'll get Emperor Carlos his error one way or another!

by Sir Richard Richington, Head of Cambridge Pen0r wing July 16, 2008

dannon cannon

n. A word used to refer to the male genatalia and the fluid which is ejaculated. Dannon eludes to the brand of yogurt often sold in your local supermarket (sperm) This is symbolic of filling the mouth of a sexual partner with a liberal amount of semen/yogurt...also refered to as mayo-naise.

I loaded my dannon cannon and unloaded it on her cornia.

by yung marto and the mack April 8, 2011

Birth Cannon

The act of repeatedly "accidentally" getting pregnant multiple times with multiple men.

Person 1 - "dude! did you hear Melissa is prego again?"
Person 2 - "wow! Really? she's such a birth cannon!'

by SurfNaked October 31, 2014

dick cannon

1. When a male orgasms so intensely that his testicles are blasted out of his body via the urethra alongside the ejaculate, much like a massive cannon being fired.

Matt's dick cannon last night left him tired and possibly infertile.

by Bored ALTs July 28, 2014

The Pencil Cannon

A sex move involving a male, a female, and a pencil. This move is performed by shoving the pencil, eraser first, into the male's urethra. the male then proceeds to ejaculate into the female's vagina, effectively shooting the pencil through the females internal organs and through her head.

"Bro, if she's being a bitch, don't break up with her, just perform The Pencil Cannon next time you guys have sex."

by ekgi November 10, 2018