Clarence is a fuckin ugly and gross almond and soap smelling cunt. He is a tiny little saltarna headed prick. He buys $1.00 scratchy's for $50 he then always wins and gives the money to the ophens. Clarence is immortal and he heals really quick so he is a great punching bag.
"Clarence ya FUCKEN..."
"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
"All these mean words are making my skin swore"
"All i wanted to do was be your friend!"
"oh god help me no"
"i found poo in your mail box"
by BJHOYLE November 26, 2019
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A term used to describe the ultimate fail of something you do/have done. Often associated with the mixing up of words while trying to say a sentence and sounding completely stupid. Although "clared" is also used to describe any failure of any sort such as a test etc.
"I totally clared that test man"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
speaker one while reading a sign saying *lor-ympics*-"lorympi. . how stupid is that!"
speaker two-"who's lorem?"
speaker one-". . hahaha! you CLARED!"
by breimear April 14, 2010
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Get the Clirection mug.- a vagina that is bigger wide then it is long. Or another name is a FUPA
- A wide Vagina with a small hole inside to put your penis, unless you have a chode
- what Females do around the house for Males
- "A female chode"
- A wide Vagina with a small hole inside to put your penis, unless you have a chode
- what Females do around the house for Males
- "A female chode"
by saltychode1269 December 31, 2011
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wow that’s an interesting clareese!
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