Christopher Reeve 

Unbeknownst to most, Christopher Reeve was the leader of NAMBLA. He was subsequently on the receiving end of two CIA death plots, the second of which was a success.

In 1995 the CIA sent covert agents into the woods nearby a barn where Reeve was riding a horse. The agents turned on a jet engine aimed ever so carefully and the resulting gust of wind violently threw Reeve off of his horse. The attempt failed when Reeve lived through this "accident"

Then, in November 2004, with the help of Mossad, two agents snuck into Reeve's home and ever so quietly unplugged his respiratory system which caused Superman to pass away.

Christopher Reeve was the brunt of a CIA/Mossad assassination.

Christopher Reeve by bob landry July 24, 2008

Christopher Newport University 

Christopher Newport is just like UVA, only prettier. We're the school where the kids are smart and gorgeous, the facilities are amazing and our dorms are nicer than your house.
Even though were a "dry campus", kids come from all over Hampton Roads to party with us. Christopher Newport University is the Beverly Hills of Colleges.

Go to Port Warwick to party...but only if your Greek. And if you're not pretty, your basically a Geek.

I'm amazing, I go to Christopher Newport University, duh!

Christopher Newport University by RSKing January 10, 2009

christopher walken phenomenon

The explanation which fully explains the presence or existence of an unexplainable event or situation.

When fatboy slim attacked humanity with their weapon of choice a christopher walken phenomenon occured when a man dove off a balcony and flew about the room.

christopher walken phenomenon by Norman N. Black March 21, 2008

Christopher Columbus Homes 

Infamous Crime infested brick housing project. 12 buildings ten stories.
Newark Nj. Columbus homes had to be torn down after they had become complety overun by crime,trash,urine,drugs,graffiti, violence, etc.

Aleins came up in one building at Christopher Columbus Homes, Stick up kids cut the lights in the hallways and they never made it out the building.

Christopher Columbus Homes by prmo July 5, 2003

christopher and alexa 

christopher and alexa are perfect for eachother.. at first christopher will hate, hurt, and leave... but he will come back and find alexa and they will be together... forever and always

christopher and alexa will be together forever.

christopher and alexa by hider.. always September 24, 2011

Christopher columbus

Christopher Columbus is CREDITIED with discovering "the new world", but in fact, he didn't.

Hey kids! Who found America!
2nd graders: Christopher Columbus!
No! The Vikings!
2nd graders: o.o

Christopher columbus by vicvic30 December 24, 2008

Christopher Robertson 

A thoughtful boy with a heart of gold. He is easily pressured by life's situations and heavily influenced by the people surrounding him. He has many aspirations and knows how to achieve them. He cherishes those he loves in quirky ways. He is widely loved by close friends and family that can see him for the beautiful person he is.

Christopher Robertson is great in bed

Christopher Robertson by FormiddaBle April 10, 2015