German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.

Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.

by Mr. Wolfsburg November 13, 2011

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Zoom calls

A good way to play Among us instead of doing your schoolwork.

Guy 1: Are you actually doing your work while on the zoom calls?
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I'm killing all these noobs which tries to do med-scan!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 20, 2020

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brawl in cell block 99

Multiple sex acts performed by one chick to a dude that would take the work of several cell mates. The chick chokes you with one hand, bites your nipples and aggressively fingers the dudes butthole with the other hand while he jerks off, replicating the actions that may take place in a prison brawl.

“Jay told me Christine choked him, fingered him, and nibbled his nipples, all at the same time while he jerked off the other night. She did all the things Joe and Dan told me about the brawl in cell block 99 all by herself!”

by Alabama Caesar Camper May 8, 2020

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16 missed calls

You can either use this as a song, or you can turn this into a shock when you realise your dying grandmother has been CALLING YOU 16 times, to let you know she will die today.

bro i just got 16 missed calls from my dying grandma

oh i love that song

by vcxiumtms June 23, 2022

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