Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Carson

A girl who loves to dance and twerk. She loves Dubsmash videos with freinds

DAng Carson trow it back

by liljje April 4, 2019

Carson

Carson - A very racist term, the insulting term for white and black people, god, and jesus.

My friend hates Carsons because he believes in God

by Amor Henderson November 5, 2021

Carson morford

A cherry tomato shaped man who turns red when angry. He is also known for going to the gym and vaping to look cool in front of his gym friends

Man quit being a Carson morford

by Bobby_Tha_MC January 7, 2025

Carson Eagle

A guy who has balls of steel, is always there if you feel down, is extremely funny, is the class clown, and he hates cole gayheart.

Be a carson eagle, not a cole gayheart

by Theothermysteriousone September 13, 2022

Carson and Ella

Carson and Ella a great couple who kiss WAY to mutch but are still cute.

Brit;Did you hear About the new couple?
Bob;oh carson and Ella

by Pierce the pilots May 17, 2018