Your Card

Typically used when performing Magic tricks

Me: "Think of a card"
You: "Ok"
Me: "Was Your Card the Seven of Hearts?"

by FeZZus June 7, 2021

Umbilical Card

1. A credit card in your name for which your parents are responsible

Mom told me to use the umbilical card to buy a fancy dress for my cousin's wedding

by EarlyToBed January 23, 2010

Union Card

When you wrap a playing card or other thick cardboard around your penis before sex to achieve supplemental girth. When inserted, the card is part of your “union” with your partner, hence, union card.

My dick is shaped like a coffee stirrer, better get my union card ready.

by Teamster954 March 26, 2021

Blox Cards

A Capitalist regime forced upon by Big Burly chairman to stop people from speaking, Not gambling, and saying bad things about the Blox cards game.

This really is a Blox Cards moment, literally 1984

by Roadkill Mc Bufflefungs December 10, 2022

FUSIMUD card

The card left behind when the postmen cannot deliver your package.

Fuck You Sorry I Missed U Dickhead

OH great Australia Post left me the FUSIMUD card

by Habura123 June 18, 2016

Shredit card

1. The act of shredding an old and useless credit card
2. To shred a credit card because it's expired

See ya, i'ma do a shredit card real quick

by My yee 2 March 13, 2021

Trump Card

A Final last ditch effort when everything around you is blowing up.

The president really played a trump card inciting those riots to try and get the election overturned.

by Old whiskey leg Lincoln January 9, 2021