calm beer

Having a drink after an overly eventful night

After the rave last night, i could use a calm beer to recover.

by cowboy521 December 27, 2014

Calamio

Situación negativa, bien por excesivo aburrimiento, bien por lo engorroso de su naturaleza. Situación que crea mucho malestar en general.

- ¿Tu suegra y tu padre están liados?
- Sí
- Pues vaya calamio de navidades

by yiembi June 23, 2016

CALCUMATATER

When another assumed human being with a stable gender asks you to count their potatoes and the act requires a calculator.
is often best used to adress someone who is good at doing so (eg.You are the best CALCUMATATER there is!!)

Dude:Hey bro im growing them sweet potato-tatoers!!
Dude#2:COol DO YuO kNw Hwo many you haVE THeere??
Dude:NOOOO BROOOOOO.
Dude#2Cool Lemme Just pull out my c alculator and add these alll up
Dude:ok kk lmoa kkk
Dude#2:THats 3333 Tater PotTAters you got there !
Dude: Youre an awesome CALCUMATATER!!!

by SKILLX100 June 11, 2017

Callum Hilton

The Norse God

AHWWHWHWHWHH YES UWU, Callum hilton

by mommy? sorry, mommy? February 15, 2019

Calimeter

A unit of measurement equal to 4 inches. Primarily used to describe the length of ones penis.

Billy was thrilled when he reached one calimeter.

by LongTailinFront March 4, 2019

cacum

A cock vacuum as a human.

Dave: "Damn you heard about Melissa?"
John: "You mean the cacum Melissa right?"

by 420dickhead69owo March 7, 2019

Calm Flex

A common NYC term used for when a person shows off or stunts but in a humble or modest way.

“Bro you just copped the new Bentley!?”
“Chill bro, no big deal, just a calm flex”

by JoeyBrooks91723 March 8, 2019