Skip to main content

punch the ceiling

During hot nasty coitus, the mans penis can potentially contact the bottom of a woman’s cervix (the “top” of the vagina).
hey Honey, I’m tryin to take you home and punch the ceiling
by cootski December 3, 2017
mugGet the punch the ceiling mug.

whitewashing the ceiling

Whitewashing the ceiling is to jack-off or wank so vigorously that the cum shoots to the ceiling, thereby ‘Whitewashing’ it.
I had such a great wank last night that I ended up whitewashing the ceiling. Whitewash,wank,Jack-off
by Steve in Crete May 29, 2018
mugGet the whitewashing the ceiling mug.

Only walls and ceilings

Flawless. Without flaw. Sounds like 'floorless'. Can be substituted with " 'all' walls and ceilings".
"oh my god, have you seen Trixie Mattel's all stars lipsync?"
"Ugh ikr, stunning"
"Only walls and ceilings"
by GrammarNerd25 October 4, 2023
mugGet the Only walls and ceilings mug.

Tru Calling

A show that ran on the fox network for about a year and a half before being cancelled: means something that is very quickly dropped.
Isabelle's grades went down faster than Fox pulled "Tru Calling."
by Nina Hikari June 12, 2005
mugGet the Tru Calling mug.

calling the cat

The clicking sound one can make out of the corner of their mouth. Most commonly done in two click increments. Sometimes adults use this sound to discretely call each other to the bedroom for SKEECOO SKEECOO time. The good news is that this is not a hereditary bound trait, anyone can master it. I bet you just did it.
"Stop calling the cat Bill, Fluffballs is outside!"

"I know Marge, that clicking sound was for you, now get your kitty over here ..."
by NookieJar October 16, 2009
mugGet the calling the cat mug.

going towards the ceiling

Person One: "You know Jimmy?"
Person Two: "Yeah, the guy who lost his family in a fire and is crazily depressed?"
Person One: "Well now he lost his job and his only remaining possession is a shotgun."
Person Two: "That's going towards the ceiling."
by Tammy McShammerson May 22, 2010
mugGet the going towards the ceiling mug.

pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
by YoItsNat March 1, 2017
mugGet the pot calling the kettle black mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email