justin burner

The autocorrect for Justin Bieber*

Damn you autocorrect I didn't mean Justin Burner I meant bieber!

by Bearclaw2_3 June 6, 2014

Malcolm Butler

To save one from failure at the last minute. Malcolm Butler is known for intercepting a pass on the goal line from Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson, as the Seahawks were heading to score a game-winning touchdown near the end of Super Bowl XLIX.

The Seahawks were down 28-24 with 28 seconds left, one yard away from the end zone. Russell Wilson passes but is intercepted by Patriots cornerback Malcolm Butler, saving the Patriots from a late-game scare, giving them their fourth Super Bowl Championship.

Jim: I really need to bring up for my English grade before the exam
*gets a 98*
Jim: I just Malcolm Butler'd myself!

by jab31401 June 9, 2016

Goose Butter

Is the accumulation of vaginal fluid and Anal discharge after an often sweaty day resulting in soiled garments and massive feminine aroma. P.S The aroma can be smelled threw thin pants

As a child on the crowded train, I was unintentionally smothered in goose butter by a woman with yoga pants.

by Don Menna March 7, 2017

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

by Jizmnasium April 23, 2017

Turkey Butter

Bullshit that sounds good as he'll

Believable bullshit

"Damn thats some turkey butter bruh"
"Man that story was turkey butter"

by Liquid Beaner Stew 8====D September 18, 2017

kentucky butter

when you melt butter an pour it in a girls asshole.

i kentucky buttered my girlfriends asshole

by timmyfuckingeverhart July 28, 2018

Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018