buffarillaphant

The result of a buffalo, gorilla, and elephant mating. In other words, an ugly-ass woman (or man)...

Guy #1: Dang, homie, did you SEE that chick back there?? ... gross!

Guy #2: yeah, dawg, she was a total buffarillaphant.

by HarryTheHobbit June 11, 2006

buffet regret

The gross feeling upon completion of any nasty Buffet. Frequently related to trying to "get your money's worth," usually through consumption of multiple helpings of slimy pizza, dry chicken, fried potatoes, and soft serve ice cream atop a brownie.

Sick feeling often continues until a large bowel movement occurs.

We rocked Hometown Buffet Saturday, but I had the worst buffet regret after.

by Coupon Kid December 9, 2008

Buffeticide

Some one who is killing themselves slowly from MSG by eating massive amounts of food at the Asian Buffet everyday because it is cheap. See also Ancient Chinese Secret.

Guy 1: "Larry donesn't look so good"
Guy 2: "Of course not, he's been committing buffeticide everyday at Tom Foo's Clean All-day Eatery".
Guy 1: "Poor Bastard will be dead in a week. The General Tsao's Chicken IS good, though".

by Laxboo March 5, 2011

Buffarillo

A breed of beast that has the face of a gorilla and the body of a buffalo. They travel in packs in the San Angelo, Texas area. On a Friday or Saturday night you can usually find them getting impregnated on the dance floor of Grahams. They are a vicious and repulsive animal. Stay far far away.

Any good looking girls there?

No, nothing but buffarillos.

by Something else. January 24, 2010

wang buffet

a place, ie party, that is filled soley with men and has a severe lack of females. (also known as 'sausage fest')

man 1 - dude, you gunna go to steve's party?

man 2 - nah, last time it was a complete wang buffet!

man 1 - oh, screw that, im no poo pirate!

by JAKE.TO.THE.NEWT May 31, 2010

creampie buffet

when a female gets inseminated in the vagina, mouth and anus at the same time

'I have never cringed as much as when i saw my mom get a creampie buffet in that old 80's porno'

by trojun February 11, 2020

Ringworm Buffet

A retarded defintion, mostly because Ringworm is not caused by parasitic infection, but by fungi. Also, ringworm is not limited to the anal area. Most likely Al Morrowfield was thinking of tapeworm or pinworm.

Al Morrowfield is an idiot.

by EJL March 17, 2004