Brexit

The first poo of the day, and therefore your breakfast exit.

'My brexit pattern runs like clockwork, 8:30am every morning without fail.'

'The first thing I do when I arrive at work is to take my brexit, then grab a coffee, and then I am ready for business.'

by mr loldem October 20, 2019

Brexiting

When the parents says goodbye to leave the playground, but their child throws a tantrum

F: What's up with the Johnsons, I thought they where leaving.
G: Apparently their child is brexiting.

by Kneggy October 28, 2019

Brexit

Sexual position. When u promise to pull out but you don't.

Ugh jack is such a fuckface be pulled a brexit on me last night

by A_really_annoying_person November 9, 2019

brexit

Brexit is a name for during intercourse when the male states he has ‘pulled out’ but in fact didn’t

Boy: Shit girl how you pregnant?
Girl: The bitch pulled a brexit on me

by Thatlldodonkey123 December 12, 2019

benito hoooober

a man with a scraggy beard who drives a tractor. he can go slow and he can go faster. down thru the woods n out thru the pasture. he likes to take ppl for rides in his big green tractor.

benito hoooober goes vroom.

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

brexit

shit that sounds like it is weetabix

oh my god this world is fucked because of brexit

by JoelIsAJoke January 12, 2020

brexit

shit that sounds like its weetabix

oh my god this world is fucked because of brexit

by JoelIsAJoke January 12, 2020