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craig david's beard

A womans' pubic region which has been carefully trimmed so much that it resembles the beard of singer Craig David.
"How do you like my muff, Gerald? I've trimmed it for you"
"Love a duck!! It looks like Craig David's beard!!"
by Russ David April 26, 2006
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Beirdo

Beirdo - Noun

A portmanteau of the words beard and weirdo. A bearded, middle-aged man with greasy, oily skin and scraggly hair (if applicable). Many Beirdos will sport a shaven head or, on slightly rarer occasions, a bullet (see the 11th definition for Bullet). Hygienic habits of a Beirdo include refusal to use a toothbrush, soap, deodorant, or toilet paper. Beirdos generally have an inner electromagnetic affinity which attracts them to small groups of younger teenage boys with whom they can converse, even if against the group's will. Beirdos tend to enjoy discussing such subjects as hanging dead bodies, torturing small defenseless animals, and eating raw meat. The Beirdo's habitat ranges throughout the United States, some having been sighted even as far south as Baja California. They are most commonly spotted in Walmart, in The Dollar Store, at County Fairs, or in public restrooms, always taking a dump, but never wiping. Like the chimpanzee, Beirdos have been known to fling their waste if provoked. Experts suggest maintaining a 20 foot distance in order to stay out of range of a Beirdo's pungent, natural odor.
Example 1: The Beirdo cackled hysterically as he recounted the last time he'd seen his grandmother fall and break her hip.

Example 2: The stench of Beirdo wafted into my nostrils as I felt the warm breath of a middle-aged bald man whisper into my ear, "You ever eaten a raw gopher?"
by JuhCoby55 October 27, 2009
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DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD

THE EXCESS SKIN HANGING DOWN FROM A WORE OUT MUCH USED VIGINA RESEMBLING THE APPEARANCE OF A CHICKEN/ROOSTERS LOOSE DANGLING BEARD. SLANG FOR LOOSE VAGINA.
MARY STRIPPED NAKED AT TODDS PARTY SHOWING EVERYONE HER DIRTY CHICKEN BEARD JUST BEFORE SHE SANK THE BOAT IN THE POND.
by BNEVILS August 24, 2008
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Beardruff

Like dandruff, but for your beard/goatee.
Shit man you got some bad beardruff there, you should like moisturise or something
by veridis July 18, 2008
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Bearded Urinal

Any public urinal covered in pubic hair from one or more people.
How all of that hair gets there day after day is still a mystery to me?
Did you see the goatee on that Bearded Urinal? You could've shaved it with a razor!
by JRBesq January 8, 2009
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Beard-nod

The gesture a bearded man gives to another bearded fellow as a greeting, farewell or salute.

To give a proper beard-nod a man must:
1. Raise his hand right hand to his beard/chin
2. Stroke his chin with his index finger and thumb while giving a nod in the direction of the other bearded man
3. remain SILENT!!!!
"Did you say 'goodbye' to Matthew?" asked Tanner
"There was no need! I gave him a beard-nod instead!" replied Paul.

OR!

"Did you see that!?!" questioned Tanner.
"Oh Yes! That was a beard-nod! It's i how two bearded men say 'hello'!" answered Dayne.
by NESPax November 27, 2011
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beardcheese

The nasty particles, to include, but not limited to, dead skin, food, etc., which work their way out of someone's beard.
Vernon is constantly stroking his beard and now his desk and keyboard are covered with "beardcheese".
by Jessie 92 January 20, 2014
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