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Roosters three way 

2 dudes butt fucking eachother, when the girlfriend of the pitcher pegs said pitcher. Also the name of a local IPA.
I was butt fucking my bro and my girlfriend walked in and that's when it became a roosters three way.

roosters breakfast 

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...
"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"

Roosters to Crickets

Roosters to Crickets by Hell2pay! September 24, 2014

Roosters in the hen house 

Hey Becky, what are those guys doing here?

Becky: Oh they're just roosters in the hen house

Sweet Roosters 

The new way to wish someone sweet dreams, in order to confuse the hell out of them. Once you wish someone "Sweet Roosters", you must not explain what it means, just walk away letting them think you have gone all Buffalo Bob on their ass and lost your fucking mind!

Sweet Rooster also acts as a double entendre, when used in the same context as above.
1)Right before Brie went to bed I wished her sweet roosters. . . The look on her face was priceless, and the restraining order she took out on me was too.

2) I came straight out and asked her if she wanted some of my sweet rooster?
Sweet Roosters by Richard Aplenty January 4, 2009

Flaccid Roosters 

Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!

Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
Flaccid Roosters by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011