batmanned out

when your pants and/or underwear are so tight that people can see your cock and balls in them

Ugh did you see how that guy was all batmanned out at the store?

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows May 2, 2015

batman

When you fuck somebody and then kill their parents in the same dark ally

How many times did I have to tell that family to quit cutting through my ally singing show tunes before finally had make a Batman happen?
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by A Guy like Me July 3, 2016

Batman Lootcrate

When a large parcel is delivered to you as a gift and as you open it, a group of Samoans dressed in Batman themed costumes jumps out and rapes your ass.

Although Adam couldn't walk for days, he was ecstatic about receiving a Batman Lootcrate in his hotel room.

by Michael&Jay May 15, 2016

batmannym22

my dick is angled into a trapezoid

batmannym22 dick hurt when it was up my ass last night

by scooterbob May 18, 2017

Batman Day

A day that is fucking amazing and you don't know what will happen next. A day with no limits or inhibitions. a day where you may end up day drunk by the end of breakfast or have a great dinner with an awesome bottle of red and then have sex in public. a day anything can happen.

"Wow! I had such a Batman Day yesterday! I had four Bloody Mary s for breakfast, got naked in a resort hot tub, Drove around in a convertible with no pants on, showed off my ass to some cable workers, Made out with a hottie that totally flashed me at work, Ate a steak dinner with an awesome bottle of red , Had sex on a beach and woke up in a bed with silk sheets next to the ocean."

Or

"This beautiful girl I met having Lunch with friends asked me out! this is going to be such a Batman Day!"

by Romandell September 1, 2017

batmantality

The natural ability to think and act like Batman in a detective way.

I have a Batmantality about people.

by STLBatman84 June 27, 2018

Batman

An old English soldier from WWI and WWII that drove tanks to destroy enemy frontlines or a strategist that was planning to destroy enemy headquarters.

That Batman is crazy, he wants us to win this war by destroying the headquarters with bombs.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018