Asshat

To sit on someones Head while they are bent over. also see musical asshat, holy asshat , or donkey sombrero.

My friend bent over to tie his shoes, so I gave him an asshat!

by ch8882002usnavy August 23, 2010

asshattery

When a shat comes from a ass

loog out flying asshattery!!

by Cangh Jui May 17, 2003

asstastic

a fine ass, comprable to an ass, smelling of fudge, pseudo pretty, well dressed, and last but not least "the term used to describe them fine bitches and ho's"

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by dre June 23, 2003

ass tat

A tattoo found above the crack of a woman's ass. Also popular with some gay men as well.

"I walked into a bar one night and it was predictable as could be with tons of tramps and their ass tats for all the world to see. Of course the tats were tribal."

by LittleE2112 December 20, 2008

asshat

Someone who has already had there ass kicked so hard it's over thier head.

Originated in the Clint Eastwood movie "Outlaw Josie Wales" where a union officer tells one of the rebels : "Get back in line boy or I'll kick you so hard you'll be wearing your ass for a hat!" Hence if you have had your ass kicked you are an asshat.

by Diego Jones September 21, 2008

asshattery

a large collection or following of asshats.

That poor girl is such an asshat magnet, she's starting a asshattery.

by vixen9791 August 12, 2006

Foreign Asstalker

One who firmly believes ill of, or stereotypes a country, even though they have never been there. Most of their "facts" about that country are untrue, irrelevant, or made up, and are said to be talking out of their ass. Most commonly found on the internet.

People who say sentences similar to these given are Foreign Asstalkers.
-"Americans are all fat, stupid, and arrogant."
-"People from Australia are all idiots."
-"Canadians are pussies."

by asdfsfd March 29, 2007