by blah August 26, 2004
Get the albin mug.An Albert is the type of guy who is effortlessly troll. He has the power to make you feel incredibly emarrassed while he relentlessly charms his way through. Upon getting to know an Albert better, you find that he has the perfect combination of sweetness, loyalty, and sponateity. One must be cautious when pursued by an Albert because his persistence will amaze you. Although he might only use powerful tactics such as watching romance movies over skype during the first couple months of courting, he will undoubtedly win your heart over through whispered midnight phone conversations. Some of his favourite hobbies including watching anime, playing Runescape, and ignoring his girlfriend for league matches. Alberts are very practical although not that thorough when it comes to planning trips such as camping. They love their families and you're lucky if you get the chance to meet them because they are the very reason your Albert is the amazing guy he is. Alberts make you assure yourself everyday that he's in it for the long run and that you should never let him go. But beware because they can be harsh grammar nazis and make you doubt uselessly when posting urbandictionary definitions.
by Yeahimasneakybear October 17, 2015
Get the Albert mug.It's a derogatory term to refer to a White guy or girl. Because White people are hairy like monkeys.
The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.
The Japanese use the term shiro-saru, which translates to Albino monkey to refer to a White American or European. Native Americans, Latinos, and Asians use the term Albino monkey in their own languages.
Native American - look at that ugly Albino monkey.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.
Asian - Look at that Albino monkey eating bananas.
Japanese - That Albino monkey shiro-saru can sure climbed a tree.
by Wolvess November 6, 2011
Get the Albino monkey mug.Someone that you'll never fully know. As soon as you think you've figured him out he'll do something that surprises you. Maybe he's hurt you in some way, but you'll find out a reason for that deeper than you ever could've imagined.
by Djyjjfhjdgnhdcbv January 6, 2019
Get the Alberto mug.Noun- the act of tricking someone into paying you and then disregarding the deal. Usually applies to online scams and financial transactions.
Term is mainly used in the south-central United States, mostly in the Texas region.
Term is mainly used in the south-central United States, mostly in the Texas region.
I sent this youtube streamer twenty bucks to play a video of mine and he never did! He really pulled an Albin on me!
by Captain Deci December 14, 2019
Get the Albin mug.Man who is named Alberto, this is a rare kind of species which is only seen in portions of South North America and rarely in North North America, born 20,000 years ago, Alberto´s (or Albertoes/Alberto´es) were almost completely obliterated from this Earth, by the USA, the USA government tried to make all Alberto´es go extinct, thankfully they didnt
by mexicantoilet December 9, 2020
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