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Bronchial Abortion

The process by which a mass of mucus and blood may be coughed up from the bronchial passages. Sometimes related to excessive cocaine abuse.
That China White was hot shit - i was on it so long it induced a bronchial abortion
by Clapham-junction June 9, 2009
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abdoption

1. The right to have something By Force! Ab - Against and adoption, A word combining the words adoption and abduction. abduct - carry away by force; adoption from ad (on) and option the right to have something, as in adding the right to have a new child in a home.

2. An adoption of a child that results from abducting a child from the natural parents.

3. An Adoption that is done Against the will of one or both parents.
Little Jimmy was stolen from his home Texas and given to another family through an abdoption in Utah!

The Mother used an abdoption so the child would never see his father who was in prison so he could not see their son!
by Mysterious Wording January 17, 2008
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Abortion

Abortion is legal murder to babies who could've potentially been successful in life. Essentially it's wasting a human life for one's own selfish reasons. You never know, some of those babies who have been killed inside the womb could've been the hero who found a cure for cancer.
Abortion is wrong.
by UltimateDoge June 7, 2021
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Failed Abortion

A kid at school who you see and just HAVE to find out what they have. Of course, you can't ask them, because they have no ears: Instead, they have some twisted-balloon thingy growths! They can't talk in any human language, either. Also, they point and laugh at walls in a VERY low voice, lower than a man's voice, but it is a girl! Also, they have to move around in a wheelchair being pushed around and they drool on themselves. So, you look it up on the web. It's not any strange mix of birth deformities, down syndrome, autism, ect. It's a failed abortion!
Mike: "Hey, i-is that a girl?"
Jean: "I really can't tell."
Mike: "Aah! I think she looked at me!"
Jean: "It doesn't look like down or really anything."
Mike: "Must be a failed abortion."
by Aricia Azure April 14, 2010
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after birth abortion

a slang developed by the anti-more kids agency, headed by George coyne. it is meant for people who cannot afford real abortions, so they wait for the baby to be born, and squish it.
ill do that after birth abortion for free, your kid is ugly.
by George Coyne April 20, 2004
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abortion dick

a particularly elongated mis-shapen phallus that lacks girth and is characterized by curvature of the shaft resembling a coat hanger
Dude! I was watching this porno last night and the dude in it had the most fucked up abortion dick I have ever seen!
by Mr. Cool Ice January 5, 2009
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Back alley abortion

n. Nailing your pregnant girlfriend in a rusted out station wagon in a strip mall parking lot until she has a miscarriage.
The back alley abortion is cheap, efficient, and somewhat entertaining.
by Helgate July 12, 2004
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