Even though you have an attractive wife, you often have sexual intercourse with less attractive women.
by Jay Clarke08 November 10, 2014
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Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
Sublime Asshole: One who's lack of understanding of or empathy for the feelings of other people, has risen to such immense heights that it seems to defy all known laws of nature.
His prickishness had gone so far that he'd finally attained jerk-nirvana... he'd become the Dalai Lama of douches; dubbed "Sublime Asshole" by all that saw him.
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When the anus is sugar coated to create surgary opening in the ass crack making rim jobs more delicious and sensational. Named after the famous soccer/football player Esteban Cambiasso due to the similarity in names.
by imnaughty134 November 16, 2011
Get the Candy Asshole mug.More accurate form of beer snob. Snobs tend to believe one brand is best and will not try others. for instance Joe Dipshit claims to be a beer drinker yet will only drink Bud Light. That is a beer snob. A beer asshole on the other hand enjoys the flavor of beer and tries a huge variety. A beer asshole will also speak truthfully about a bad beer(aka anything Budweiser miller coors).
by beerish August 1, 2014
Get the Beer Asshole mug.One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005
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Get the ashlee simpson face mug.1. The act of screwing something up, to the extent that is absolutely fucking beyond comprehension.
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
2. To produce a bowel movement so insidious, that it both clogs the toilet and stinks the fuck out of the place.
Named after Mike Ashley, the rotund owner of Newcastle United FC. Known universally for making a complete cock of himself, and providing entertainment for the sporting world. But obviously not the fans of Newcastle. Known for very bad decisions and for resembling a steaming pile of shite.
See also "ashley".
1. Guy 1: "In Vegas, I bet all my companies assets on red and lost. I picked up a hooker and now have the clap. I was arrested and puked on a cop. They found a bag of coke in my pocket, a bloodied knife, and tomorrow I'm due in front of the judge."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
Guy 2: "You're fucked. You've been doing an Ashley again"
2. "Last night I drank a shit load of beer and ate a really spicy curry. Don't go in that toilets for a while as I've been doing an Ashley in there."
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