being under the influence of a substance that is extremely altering your mental and/or spiritual state
by McFly August 25, 2003

by Atdc19999 August 28, 2017

My testicles on the holidays. Typically substituted for "jingle bells" when trying to come up with new Christmas songs.
"Jingle Balls, I slip and Fall, While Shopping at the Mall" ..... bad example, but it sounds way the hell better than the lousy original song that your teachers made you sing in the school Christmas recital.
by classyguy271 December 23, 2010

by the master of the universe May 23, 2015

The act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of your asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum.
by karfighting September 27, 2009

To shoot someone in the groin so that it takes them a week to die, ala the Andrew Jackson/Charles Dickinson duel.
by Ben of Iniquity July 27, 2010
