football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .
Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers
by Napoleon BonerPart February 06, 2023
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Puppy eyes

How niggas look at you when they want some wings
*Person 1 and 2 are at the front buying some wings

Person 2: “Lemme get boneless wings dipped in sweet and sour

Person 1: *Puppy eyes

Person 2: *sigh
“Alright fine”
by Ncthh5 June 18, 2023
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Echoes of the Eye

You should play the dlc of Outer Wilds after beating the main game.
by niggywiggie February 25, 2024
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eye swiper

Person usually white who runs their eyes or swipes their eyes in the presence of Asian people. This is probably the most arrogant racist gesture typically displayed but nonetheless it exists
Driving down the highway I encounter a band of eye swipers
by Pdpmagi October 31, 2015
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Baker Eyes

A person who has the eyes and spirit of a true baker.
“that milf has some beautiful baker eyes I bet you she can make a kickass pecan pie!”
by Bakereyes4ever January 15, 2020
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apple's eye

She has a beautiful apple's eye.
by Marine Ghost July 06, 2017
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Refrigerator eyes

Overlooking the obvious. It's when you're searching everywhere in the refrigerator for the milk, only to fail to notice that it's right in front of you.
1. "I can't find my keys."

"Hey Refrigerator eyes, they are in your hand."
2. Looking for your sunglasses when they are perched on top of your head.
3. Trying to find a pen to write with while it's already in your pocket.
4. Looking for your phone while talking on it and not realizing it's in your hand.
by jawa nomad February 19, 2024
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