My Stomach Hurts

A common slang meaning you have to go to the bathroom and crap.

Man, my stomach hurts, I gotta go to the bathroom.

by TBoneHSHS December 28, 2005

Oh My Buddha

An alternative to "Oh my God", commonly used around strong Christains and anyone else who might be offended by using God's name in vain. ((In extreme cases can be used as "Oh Someone Else's Buddha" if you are Christian, too, or "Oh My Buddha whom I do not believe in"))

Oh my Buddha! Did you see that spaceship fly overhead!?

by KelseyKarma December 28, 2007

My Best Friend

A person I am very thankful for. She helps me to get through my day without even saying a word. I love her so much and she deserves the world <3

Kendall is my best friend, she is one of the greatest people I have ever met.

by Iamverysadl0l June 4, 2021

OH MY GOAT

for those who dont like to blaspheme
basically means oh my god, but cleaner!!
said in exclamation, like janice in friends

OH MY GOAT!!!! look what a great definition i rote

by Steph May 31, 2004

Blow My Whistle

A command usually directed towards a female, demanding oral sex with loud, sloppy noises. This term is usually directed towards street whores or any other unsophisticated female.

Yo bitch, get over here and come blow my whistle!

Daddy needs a good whistle blowin'. Crawl over here and blow my whistle!!!

by busylicker February 14, 2012

mark my words

Phrase said before or after a prediction or declaration to mean: "You should write down what I say (mentally or literally), because it will come true or be something unforgetable."

Usually said in warning or in a betting situation, so that you can win a wager or say I told you so later.

Intended to convey great conviction, as though your statement could be doubted or denied by others.

"Mark my words, that car will break down on the way there."

"If you go, mark my words, your stuff will be on the lawn when you get back."

"That marriage won't last a year; mark my words."

by Coell April 10, 2006

hold my gold

Referring to a situation in which a female is about to enter into a fight, and she proceeds to take off her earings, handing them to her friend.

Girl, this bitch is asking for a beat down....hold my gold.

by Jake W. S. November 18, 2007