jackson moller

A hoe who likes getting spanked HARD

That HOE Jackson Moller couldn’t sit right in his desk because his girlfriend spanked him too hard last night...

by Razzlz June 28, 2019

Royal Mole

youtube.com/royalmole

Sub 2 me if u like Minecraft

Not a russian mole btw

Oh man royal mole is so cool
Oh man imma sub to royal mole becasue i like minecraft and fortnite is shit

by Royal Mole June 29, 2019

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Hitler molestache

A mole that looks like a Hitler molestache.

I think the phrase “Hitler molestache” speaks for itself.

by whooer's your daddy April 14, 2019

Naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

Ew you look like a naked mole rat

by Rat tat tat tat October 3, 2019

Vön Möllendörff

A male that has a rich sense of history.This family dates back to the “unknown”.Decendants are from Paul Georg Vön Möllendorff who was born in 1847.In 1869 Paul George Vön Möllendörff joined the Korean imperial army and 6 months later became a master swordsman which is a craft that was supposed to take 60 years,Paul Georg von Möllendorff then commanded the entire army outranking everyone with his skill level and leadership skills.Thiis leads on to present day where descendants are to have a German,Russian and Prussian background.This Surname has been dated back as far as time has been.Decendants are also suspected to have similar traits as to being a deadly sharpshooter,an inherent ability to master tasks in a speedy manner,a hidden genius to be discovered within and a well routed history in family trees.

Vön Möllendörff has a deep historical meaning.

by Vön Möllendörff October 12, 2019

anal mole

The sphincter that does not reliably keep information from being leaked out, this mole takes pleasure in permitting the worse offenses to occur in public or in compromising situations for its sadistic pleasure.

I was in the elevator with my supervisor when to my horror, my anal mole perpetrated an act of war. I've made promises of more fiber, but instead I serve him ice cream and shit and he responds with merciless retributive force.

by BigLud October 20, 2019