fuck my life 

an annoying and careless phrase used to promote self-degradation.

to admit having no value in ones life.

Coined by the liquor store clerk in the movie SuperBad.

Uncle Same: I got a C in my midterm, Fuck My Life!
Uncle Chin: Yes, fuck your life, do something about it!

fuck my life by Dann Manahan February 27, 2008

25 to life 

How long a person in the ghetto is bound to live (25 years)

Samm: YEAH! Its ma 26th bday, I survived the 25 to life prediction!

25 to life by Mark Cav April 26, 2006

not about that life 

not living life to the fullest, not taking chances, being basic

bob couldnt go to the party tonight; bill told him to sneak out, bob said no.... BOB IS NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE

not about that life by weaboutthatlife July 5, 2011

get a life 

What I say to these morons who thumb down posts for no good reason. Would someone just give this asshole a good kick in the balls already. What a discrace to the human species. I wish hitler would rise from the dead to put these dicks in a concentration camp. This probably won't be published.

me: I'm gonna check out my newest post.
1 thumb down
me: get a life fucking parasite.

get a life by annnnonnnnymous September 5, 2011

bad life decision 

A decision that results in regretful mornings and bruised knees. A bad life decision is any hilarious decision committed under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or diner food. The term is often shortened to its acronym BLD.

Passed out naked one night in bed. Woke up to find roommate and girlfriend sitting talking. With no way to get clothes with out being exposed i laid in bed with a blanket. Missed two classes until they left and failed one. Yes a bad life decision. - taken from www.badlifedecisions.com

bad life decision by Charlie Jacobs II April 7, 2010

Half life

The time it takes for you to lose your virginity.

Dude did you just lose your virginity?" "Yep my half life is over."

Half life by disobeyed toast February 24, 2011

I suck at life syndrome 

Generally someone who absolutely sucks at life, and likes to stay inside for they are not allowed outside because otherwise they die due to an immune system failure, which also causes a nasal like voice quality.

Only one known example of I suck at life syndrome...

I suck at life syndrome by Markey Murder April 30, 2008