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Slimecical is the funniest person alive
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Adult Attracted Person

AAP for short. Someone with a chronophilia towards adults. This includes teleiophilia (young adults), mesophilia (middle-aged), and gerontophilia (eldery). While Adult Attracted Minors (AAMs) are AAPs, AAPs can be adults too.
I am primarily attracted to 70 year olds, despite being only 20 myself. I am am adult attracted person.
by Shugunou February 28, 2023
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Roll For Persuasion

"Rolling for persuasion" is an attempt in which one person attempts (usually) to convince another person to do something that they most definitely should not do.
Player: "I would like to convince the cultist that they should summon Baphomet instead of that little rinky dinky demon!"
DM: "are you sure?"
Player: yep!
DM: "ok, Roll for persuasion." *sigh*
by SQUDIKUS March 3, 2023
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MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.
The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.
by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023
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You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!
Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!
by Bad C dev April 11, 2023
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Your Golden person

Your golden person isn’t any regular person,They are the happiness of fresh young love unfolding in all its marvelous glory. The happiness a heart can always see. It’s the kind of color that’s exciting and loud, without being angry or overwhelming. Your gold is like feeling the warm sunshine on your skin. It tastes like putting a whole lemon in your mouth; your lips puckering up, eyes clenched, a sharp taste on your tongue, giving you goosebumps all over your arms. It’s the feeling of running your hand over wild sunflowers, the petals soft, yet sturdy. It sounds like birds chirping early in the morning, singing their happy tunes. It’s the music of bees buzzing plant to plant, on a warm afternoon, spreading life. Yellow is happy & peaceful. It’s a type of color that says “all is right with the world & I am content with life”.
“Every time I see them I can feel warmth spread through my chest”

“You’ve met your golden person
by Dxvilz April 17, 2023
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national let a gay person in your house day

June 3rd is national let a gay person in your house day so let those gays in your home!
It’s national let a gay person in your house day, let’s invite Jerry over and maybe his boyfriend too
by Whispy.boi June 3, 2023
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