dick rag

An object which receives your massive, hot load of cum. The following are examples of such objects; a rag, t-shirt, paper towel, or really sluty girls face.

Merry is such a prude bitch! I can never cum in her mouth, she always makes me shoot into my dick rag.

by textfile232 January 2, 2006

Jew Dick

Something that has gone terribly terribly wrong.

Man this entire day is complete jew dick

by half86 November 22, 2011

Blue Dick

When A Handjob Is Gripped Really Tight And Your Dick Circulation Is Low

"Dont Grab My Dick Too Tight,You're Going To Give Me Blue Dick Trick"

by Psycz760 March 3, 2009

diesel dick

The Inevitable unwanted erection that occurs approximately 23 seconds before your stop on the bus/train, and causes you to walk off bent double

Also travel fat,traveller's marrow

No, i'm not carrying a gun. I'm afraid that its just an acute case of diesel dick.

by Prizwig April 30, 2004

swimmer's dick

When you leave a wet bathing soon on too long and your dick n' ballz gets all wrinkled and pickley. Results in shrinkage.

Yeah, that chick wanted to beat, but I was kind of tired and I had mad swimmer's dick.

by Jackback June 11, 2006

Dick Wolf

Purposely ending something without resolving it, often done on Law and Order SVU

Person 1: So then we got in the car, and all of a sudden

Person 2: Dick Wolf
Person 1: Don't Dick Wolf my story!
Person 2: Sorry, but it's more exciting this way

by shirmmp May 27, 2010

Raw Dick

When you masturbate too much and your dick is has a raw feeling to it

awe man i gots raw dick

by alaskanhybrid October 29, 2009