Cat Comic

A depiction of co-workers and members of management in the form of a poorly drawn comic strip. It is named after a boss that is a real life Cat Comic.

The comic typically exaggerates day to day operations within the company. It is a goofy depiction of dumb managers and employees within the company. It also exaggerates your bosses "emotional stability" and their flaws.

A Cat Comic is typically drawn after your boss or co-worker just had a frustrating event happen to them at work. It is drawn on MS paint in the size of 300x300. Typically black and white unless you are emphasizing hair color, eye color, colors of objects, etc. The figures are stick figure like and look ridiculus.

It's like Dilbert without the smart stuff.

So Ms. Doe looks really mad after that meeting. I think I'll draw a Cat Comic

by T10LawnDart January 13, 2009

cat clown

a person who has a characteristics of a clown and a cat which includes whiskers, big red nose and claws

Lauren drew a picture of a cat clown and Caroline got offended.

by mistletoechips December 23, 2008

porch cat

Much like a porch monkey, labeling/insulting chiggers instead of niggers.

"Look at that porch cat, eating rice, reppin' the NY hat thinking he's tough shit"

by WilkieWeagle October 27, 2008

Duffel Cat

When a man and woman have intercourse while the woman is inside a confined space such as a duffel bag, suit case, or something similar.

Sharon agreed to perform a Duffel Cat on the condition that they fly first class.

by smuffman February 10, 2013

Cat Massage

The act of allowing one's cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. Also commonly referred to as a pussy massage.

"the other day I was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat massage on my belly."

"Cat massage? I thought they were called pussy massages."

"Sometimes. But that sounds a bit raunchy so I stick with cat massage."

"Oh. Sounds good Broseidon!"

by C3PBro June 9, 2013

cat form

The doggy style position alternative where the receiver places their front half flat on the flat while the lower half is high in the sir, like a cat.

Face down, ass up. Cat form.

by Tohn Jarp January 8, 2014

mad-catting

Hanging with your brother and his girlfriend.

I made dinner for my brother and his girlfriend Jayna. I was mad-catting.

by LibrariesAndsuch March 12, 2014