Noun: Miserable feline bitch cat who insists on being pampered and fed by the pitiful humans who give her shelter and (ant-infested) food. Extremely territorial and full of immense attitude, especially towards other females and bananas.

Adverb: One who is female and possesses a massive attitude for no apparent reason and struts around like God's fuckin' gift on Earth (may be due to having six nipples).

Verb: To give an attitude and upper nose to another. To swat with claw-like nails at someone without warning or reason. To be a bitch cunt.

Noun: Momma-Cat is a whore bitch.

Adverb: You're such a Momma-Cat whore bitch.

Verb: That whore is Momma-Catting like a bitch.

Momma-Cat by Trouble The Cat April 23, 2006

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Catawba Mud Cat

The act of smearing peanut butter on the underside of chosen victim's car door handle. Not to be confused with the Catawba Mud Scat.

"Ahhh shit! What the fuck?!" <---This is how someone reacts to becoming a victim of the Catawba Mud Cat.

Catawba Mud Cat by Don Turgenson April 12, 2008

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wet cat syndrome

Wet Cat Syndrome (WCS)--- When a person, usually a male, begins to resemble a wet cat, usually due to lack of exercise and poor diet. While this syndrome has an obvious cure, most of those that are plagued by it cannot seem to find it. That being said, the syndrome only progresses until the patient hits rock bottom at Terminal Wet Cat Syndrome or TWCS. At this stage the patient is considered to be "walking dead" or "skin and bones" and those who view him just begin to feel sorry for him.

We were at the gym the other day and we saw a marine who had terminal wet cat syndrome.

wet cat syndrome by dubC-S October 21, 2010

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Uterus Cat

When a girl is on her period, she needs someone, preferably but not neccessarily a tall boy, to snuggle and/or nuzzle with. This person is not a relationship partner, although partners are permitted. They do not give verbal emotional support, they only snuggle. The name originates from the act of snuggling (one snuggles with a cat) and the cause of the snuggling being the menstrual cycle (hence, uterus).

Ugh, my period cramps hurt so much! I need my uterus cat to give me a hug.

Uterus Cat by Acciofrenchhorn May 6, 2012

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