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Austin Green 

Austin Green is the definition of a top tier boyfriend. He has the most dreamy eyes like if you were too slowly let the chocolate sauce freeze on top of ice cream kind of brown. He might not be the most talkative person when you meet him he might not even like you but if he lets you in and cares about you he turns into the most goofy nerdy soulmate a bitch could ask for. He is the perfect balance of immature and intelligent, ie: he will build a lego set with you and know the history behind an obscure reference to the set. He loves to love you even if you don't deserve it
Cynthia: I need my Austin Green to cuddles with me.
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Hippy Green 

A place in the beautiful city of Newcastle Upon Tyne.

Hippy Green, what a lovely place where the nittys and goths sit and love life!

the nittys like to sit there and sniff crack with one sock on and one off, they also like to sit and inject herion while they use a condom to make there viens stick out to inject it.

the goths on the other hand like to sit there listening to there shitty music and smoking the mary jane in the corner near the X63,62,63 bus stop to killingorth they also like to dress like my left sock.
'Lets go to hippy green as its a lovely place guys'
Hippy Green by jigglyjunkie June 22, 2022

BB Green Cup 

it sits
BB Green Cup... it's still sitting
BB Green Cup by HPKritcal June 23, 2022

Moody Green Woman Painting Slut 

Have you ever been on an INTERNET CALL with other people. Only to discover a moody woman staring down at you.

The eyes watching you, they move. Soon, you realise you've been hypnotised.

This is the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut. Be ware.
Hey, did you have a meeting with the guy and the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut? Fuck me, what is that slut doing look at me, judging me, ruling my dreams. Save me from the Moody Green Woman Painting Slut.

The green new deal 

A way for big corporations to act like they are doing anything about climate change and stop actual policy changes.
Biden voter: The green new deal is going to stop climate change, finally corporations are actually caring about the future generations.
John: You're literally a conservative.

Walking Green Flag 

a.k.a Lee Jun-ho from Extraordinary Attorney Woo
Waaaah! He's a Lee Jun-ho, a walking green flag!
Walking Green Flag by kwint2543 August 3, 2022