Stinky-Farts

1. Heathers cat.
2. A cat smells like shit all the time and is probably always licking his ass.

"Hey Heather, why does this old trow pillow on your couch smell like kitty doodie oh wait... it's just Stinky-Farts."

by Crazy Eyes H. Squeeze September 17, 2004

vagina spray fart

comonly known as a queef with liquid spray exuting from the vagina.... usually may take place while or as a female has reached her peak and has extra juices, also known as cum... the queef pressures the cum out and that is why the spray fart exists

"Oh my god , bitch u just vagina spray farted all over my dick."

by sissizzle January 5, 2009

fart-chirps

The farting, chirp-like sounds that are made by parakeets when they talk to one another. May often include clicks or squeaks as well.

Frenchie and Mr. Cheeks always do their little fart-chirps at night; it's funny to listen to while I'm studying or doing my toenails (if this doesn't prove once and for all that I'm FEMALE, I don't know what will!). Plus it's more original than the crap 50 spews out over the radio.

by Shawn B. December 12, 2003

Farts and Tarts

an exclamation used to express frustration or excitement

Kate: Dude, the frat house ran out of alcohol...
Shannon: Farts and Tarts! What are we going to do now?

Rachel: They're having a two for one deal on burritos at Panchos!
Abra: Farts and Tarts! That's fucking awesome!

by Deegle Beegle February 19, 2009

Fart Sculpting

The act of sculpting a fart into an object, weapon, or other destructive device with intentions of harming the farter with it.

Billy: *Lifts ass to aim fart at Johnny* "lol I just pwned you"

Johnny begins fart sculpting *Takes Billies fart mid flight and shapes it into a fart RPG, which he then fires back at Billy*

by Felixbfk November 7, 2010

jurassic fart

The sexual act in which a chubby chaser lays face up on the bedroom floor then his/her morbidly obese partner over 300 lbs in weight squatts on the chubby chaser's face and farts. This act got its name from when the first hunter-gatherers all the way up until early AMH (anatomically modern homo sapeins) would make the mistake of getting in too close to kill their megafauna menu items that would sqaut on the faces of their attackers and fart, shart or shit as they died from the wounds.

According to the WHO, the leading cause of death in chubby casers is the jurassic fart.

by pornstache August 11, 2016

fart in a windstorm

When someone is so busy and can't keep still.

She could not sit in her seat in class, she was a fart in a windstorm!

by macput1 June 10, 2016