carbonated mineral water

carbonated mineral water is one of the best freaking drink on the planet. It is sparkling water and it tastes sooo good, a lot of my friends disagree.

Me: Plz give me the best freaking drink on the planet.
Jordan: So you mean carbonated mineral water.

by Emmie Z January 28, 2021

rail water

Water that is served from a bartender’s “speed rail”, the area or rack right in front of the bartender that holds the most used liquor and mixers, for easy access. Bars and pubs may offer bottled water, but the choice of rail water prevents additional recycling of plastic bottles.

Me: "Hey bartender, could I please have a rail water?"

Bartender: "You want that real water?"

Me: "Yeah, fresh off the rail!"

by Lytestylez December 24, 2023

honduran water

Water that is contaminated/dirty Sometimes resulting in a shart (shit while fart)

I must have drank some honduran water I had diarrhea like crazy.

by hypeguru December 7, 2011

Queens tap water

An ice cold tall boi can of Arizona tea

Just cracked open a can of the queens tap water

by Skoal Chole February 6, 2022

water is refreshing

water is refreshing

water is refreshing

by Will's girlfriend is Korean February 29, 2024

Dog water

When your absolutely trash at something usually used by people that are under the age of 14

this dudes dog water, you missed? Your dog water

by Alex the noob March 22, 2022

scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018