douchebag

Anyone who is literally complete trash at life and doesn't realize it yet. This person acts as if they aren't a total shit on a stick.

That Marcos kid is a complete douchebag

That douchebag should be put in a prison where he is prodded with a stick until he learns to shut the fuck up

by Mikkeeiscool March 25, 2017

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Douchebag

Any man in a Jacked up truck with tinted windows. Typically spotted wearing a Tap-out or any UFC affiliatied too tight Tshirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Has tattoos and an overinflated ego. English is his first language, yet he is unable to write a proper sentence, spell or use grammar. Is a Donald Trump sympathizer and posts racist memes on his Facebook. Calls Axe body spray "whore lure" and douces himself in it accordingly. Posts bodybuilding gym mirror selfies as his profile picture to attract chicks.

That douchebag looks like my next biggest mistake!

by Mentally unstable March 21, 2017

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douchebag

Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey

"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do

by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017

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douche wiener

Chess. Please ask chess. His name is way too rare.

You're such a douche wiener.

by Lostinbrasil April 1, 2017

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douché

A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.

Person 1: Hi ugly.
Person 2: I hope that you burn in hell.
Person 1: Douché

by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017

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