Drum Cock

Playing tittys like drums with your cock.

I drum cocked last night.

by TallyTapper July 8, 2009

Cock strap

Protective gear that cups your junk when your about have sex.

I better put my cock strap on before I romp on my girlfriend.

by Long rod van hugen dong March 20, 2010

Broccoli Cock

Broccoli Cock is a term used to describes a penis that is so infected that it takes on a green coloration. Sometimes misused to describe a mushroom cock (see 'mushroom cock').
Broccoli Cock can be the resulting condition from getting down with skanky bitches, women with unwashed grubby maggot-twats, or poosterbation (see 'poosterbation'). It is rare for this term to be used as an insult due to the sensitivity of the topic of ones grotesquely infected jock trout, and more often than not other men feel pity for men that are suffering from Broccoli Cock.

David - "I've been poosterbating for years and this is the first time I've ever got Broccoli cock"

Jack - "say what?! you wank with shit?!"

David - "Yeah dude, most people do."

3 random guys listening to the conversation look over to Jack and nod their heads and all admit to having Broccoli Cock too.

by Spydabytes September 10, 2010

cock-iced

When a man ejaculates prematurely in someone's eye while receiving a blowjob. Also known as a "Cock-eyed Cum-shot". This usually happens by accident, but a skilled marksman who aims his cum-shot right can nail a victim right in the eye leaving them with quite possibly a permanent lazy eye or "cock-eye".

"Man I was getting blown last night and right as I came I cock-Iced her! She couldn't see right for a week..

by Manic Insanity May 20, 2007

Cock Bench

A bench usially located in a local park where gay guys hang around waiting for some cock, hence the name "cock bench".

Rules of the cock bench are as follows...

1) After you've found a guy to have relations with don't return to the bench for another 24 hours. Don'r be greedy!

2) You must be under the age of 50 and under 15 stone.

3) No track suits!

Andy: I'm dying for some bum fun

Dave: Why don't you go to the cock bench then?

Andy: Yeah! Great idea, I'd better remember to take some lube this time.

by Johno47 January 12, 2009

cock wank

Used as an insult, normally a none serious one as it promotes laughter.

What a cock wank!!!!

by mznxbcv November 7, 2007

cock jaws

A group of complete and total idiots, and/or morons that can't figure out the simplest of task(s).

Those guys over there are a complete bunch of cock jaws.

by Cisnet January 5, 2009