i hate my life 

a phrased used after your cell phone dies in the middle of text messaging someone.

Sarah screamed "I hate my life" after her cell phone died in the middle of a text message.

i hate my life by aviewoflife September 16, 2006

quarter life crisis 

As penned by John Mayer, a quarter life crisis occurs around the age of 25, as opposed to a mid-life crisis which typically happens around age 50

"might be a quarter life crisis, who knows?" J. Mayer

quarter life crisis by ayun May 12, 2004

Van life

A bad reference to thug life used by predominantly well off, good looking people who very temporarily live in a van and post lots of selfies hoping to become social influencers. This is nothing like the actual homelessness or poverty that leads people to live in vehicles, it is a privilege similar to the tiny house movement. It relies heavily on photo ops in iconic places that people only learn about on Instagram, not as actual nature enthusiasts. Most #vanlife photos are taken of skinny white blonde women in underpants “having fun” or “ just living a modest life”.

“I never knew what true freedom was until I experienced # van life” (selfie caption of young blonde girl in a thong doing yoga)

Van life by Marina 42069 October 30, 2021

n00b at life 

a fat infant that has no life. it possibly could be dead.

pwned a n00b at life by strangling him/her with his/her own umbilical cord

n00b at life by Dillon Hough October 24, 2007

word life 

created by the bull steve stabler. meanin damn straight or just plain jawn right

steve stabler is the man. word life

word life by mc falafall October 15, 2006

the time of your life 

what wooday master number one (rafi marcus) gives the ladies!

yo baby, if you chill with me, I'll give you the time of your life! you won't regret it! WOODAY!

the time of your life by rafi marcus February 6, 2003

Hood Life 

"hood" means "neighborhood." Women live in the hood, too

Hood Life by rriverstone November 6, 2003